The Onion 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

Assembling decor has never been more difficult!

Having either acquired or sabotaged every independent newspaper, TV station, and digital platform, The Onion has fought tirelessly to expand its news empire to all corners of the globe. The box you now hold represents The Onion's arrival at the final frontier of mass media: jigsaw puzzles. Should you possess the mental acuity to complete this puzzle, you will be richly rewarded with one of the newspaper's most iconic front pages. 

Don't just own a piece of history - own 500 pieces that you must painstakingly assemble.