America's Finest Premium Hoodie
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Meet the premium eco hoodie made of organic and recycled materials. With its comfortable fit, front pouch pocket, and double-layered hood, the hoodie is a classic streetwear piece that can be styled with multiple different looks.
• 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester
• Ribbing: 97% organic cotton, 3% elastane
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Double-layered hood
• Flat drawcords with metal eyelets for a premium feel
• Kangaroo pocket
• Inside/outside label patch for branding
• Tear-away care label
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester
• Ribbing: 97% organic cotton, 3% elastane
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Double-layered hood
• Flat drawcords with metal eyelets for a premium feel
• Kangaroo pocket
• Inside/outside label patch for branding
• Tear-away care label
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
XS | 18 ½ | 26 ⅜ | 5 ¼ | 23 ⅝ |
S | 20 ⅛ | 26 ¾ | 5 ½ | 23 ⅞ |
M | 21 ⅝ | 27 ⅛ | 5 ¾ | 24 |
L | 23 ¼ | 28 ⅛ | 5 ⅞ | 24 ¼ |
XL | 25 ¼ | 29 ⅛ | 6 ½ | 24 ⅜ |
2XL | 27 ½ | 30 ¼ | 6 ⅞ | 24 ⅝ |
3XL | 29 ⅞ | 31 ½ | 7 ½ | 24 ¾ |
4XL | 32 ¼ | 32 ⅝ | 7 ⅞ | 25.00 |
5XL | 34 ⅝ | 33 ⅞ | 8 ⅝ | 25 ¼ |
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