Gifts for Everyone On Your List from The Onion

Branded Merchandise for Everyone from The Onion.

The Onion Dingbat Baseball Dad Hat Black and Green from The Onion Store

The Onion Dingbat Baseball Dad Hat

$26.00

America's Finest Zip-Up Hooded Sweatshirt Dark Heather Grey / 2XL from The Onion Store

America's Finest Zip-Up Hooded Sweatshirt

$45.00

The Onion's 'Man on The Moon' Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt by Champion 2XL from The Onion Store

The Onion's 'Man on The Moon' Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt by Champion

$50.00

Gift Card $250.00 from The Onion Store

Gift Card

From $25.00 - $250.00

'Toddler Leaders Call For Increased Duck Visibility' Toddler T-Shirt 5T from The Onion Store

'Toddler Leaders Call For Increased Duck Visibility' Toddler T-Shirt

$20.00

America's Finest Baseball Hat Kelly / White from The Onion Store

America's Finest Baseball Hat

$25.00

'Adults Have Misclassified Me As A Handful' Onion Headline Kids T-Shirt Purple / XL from The Onion Store

'Adults Have Misclassified Me As A Handful' Onion Headline Kids T-Shirt

$22.00

'The 6 Steps of CPR Poster' from The Onion's Book of Known Knowledge 12×18 from The Onion Store

'The 6 Steps of CPR Poster' from The Onion's Book of Known Knowledge

From $25.00 - $35.00

The Onion's Smoove B Fleece Blanket 50x60 from The Onion Store

The Onion's Smoove B Fleece Blanket

$40.00

The Onion's 'Man Losing Respect For Incompetent Boss Who Won't Fire Him' Coffee Mug

The Onion's 'Man Losing Respect For Incompetent Boss Who Won't Fire Him' Coffee Mug

$15.00

Framed 'Man Walks on Moon' Front Page Poster from The Onion's Our Dumb Century 24×36 from The Onion Store

Framed 'Man Walks on Moon' Front Page Poster from The Onion's Our Dumb Century

From $85.00 - $125.00

The Onion's 'It Only Tuesday' Coffee Mug

The Onion's 'It Only Tuesday' Coffee Mug

$15.00

Smart Qualified People Unisex T-Shirt

Smart Qualified People Unisex T-Shirt

From $23.00 - $28.00

I'm Not Myself Unless I've Had So Much Coffee Mug

I'm Not Myself Unless I've Had So Much Coffee Mug

$15.00

Fuck Off I'm Reading The Onion Stickers

Fuck Off I'm Reading The Onion Stickers

From $5.00 - $6.50

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