Area Father Praised Greeting Card
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Area mom freaking out for no reason again.
5" x 7" Folded Greeting Card. Inside of the card is blank and envelope included. Designed by RAYGUN and printed by union labor at Garner Printing in Des Moines, IA.
- Made in USA