All My Favorite Brands Have Been Ruined by Private Equity Tote Bag
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Our cotton canvas heavyweight tote bag is roomy (14 ¾” x 14 ¾”) with a reinforced square bottom that'll hold whatever you need to carry and 22" handles.
Size guide
ONE SIZE | |
Bag width (inches) | 16 |
Bag height (inches) | 14 ½ |
Bag depth (inches) | 5 |
Strap length (inches) | 24 1/2 |
Strap width (inches) | 1 |