The Onion's 'World's Largest Metaphor' Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt by Champion

Our Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt by Champion is 82% cotton / 18% polyester. It has 1x1 ribbed knit cuffs and bottom band with 1x1 rib inserts at the underarm for extra mobility. Fits true to size however sizing is unisex. Women should consider ordering a size down.
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
Length (inches) | 27 ½ | 28 ½ | 29 ½ | 30 ½ | 31 ½ |
Width (inches) | 21 ¾ | 23 ¾ | 25 ¾ | 27 ¾ | 29 ¾ |
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