The Onion Dingbat Baseball Dad Hat
The Onion is donating a portion of proceeds to "Feeding America" during the COVID-19 crisis, when purchasing this hat.
Even if you don't have kids, strangers will treat you with all the respect society accords to fathers with this low-profile unstructured 6-panel 'Dad Hat,' with a curved visor. The hat has an adjustable strap with an antique buckle and fits heads sized 20 ½” - 21 ⅝”.
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