The Onion's 'Coffee Made Without Conscious Thought' Mug
Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy
• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy
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