'Toddler Shits Their Way Through 3rd Halloween Costume' Headline Onesie






This comfortable bodysuit will be a great addition to any baby’s wardrobe, and lap shoulders will make for easier changing.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton in a 1x1 baby rib, heather color is 88% cotton/ 12% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5 oz/yd² (170 g/m²)
• White one-piece is sewn with 100% cotton thread
• Three-snap closure on binding
• Lap shoulders for easy changing
• Blank product sourced from India or Haiti
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton in a 1x1 baby rib, heather color is 88% cotton/ 12% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5 oz/yd² (170 g/m²)
• White one-piece is sewn with 100% cotton thread
• Three-snap closure on binding
• Lap shoulders for easy changing
• Blank product sourced from India or Haiti
Size guide
BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
6M | 12 ½ | 8 ¾ |
12M | 13 ½ | 9 ¾ |
18M | 14 ½ | 10 ¾ |
24M | 15 ½ | 11 ¾ |
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