Both Headphones Removed Out Of Respect Onion Headline T-Shirt
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
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