'Area Woman' Headline Sweatshirt




A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
Width (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
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