Phone Call to Mom Greeting Card
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Fifth level of video game reached during phone call to mom.
5" x 7" Folded Greeting Card. Inside of the card is blank and envelope included. Designed by RAYGUN and printed by union labor at Garner Printing in Des Moines, IA.
- Made in USA
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