America's Finest Zip-Up Hooded Sweatshirt
Our 50/50 cotton and polyester Zip Hooded Sweatshirt is super warm without being bulky, perfect for layering! Its Flex Fleece fabric is very soft inside and it sports a durable metal zipper.
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