America's Finest Crewneck Sweatshirt
Our classic fit crewneck sweatshirt, made from 50/50 cotton and polyester, is the perfect "extra layer" on a cold day. It is woven from air-jet spun yarn with double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband.
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