The Luxurious Vanity Mask: Green/White












Reduce the risk of Covid-19 by wearing this impressive display of wealth on your face.
This reusable face mask will fit you nicely thanks to its adjustable nose wire and elastic bands.
Please note that when making your color selection, the color option is regarding the ear loop string color.
IE. When you select the color option "Black", you will receive a green face mask with the black ear loops/ stitching. When you select "White", you will receive a white mask with green graphics, and white ear loops.
Color Options:
- Black = Green Mask with Black ear loops
- White = White Mask with White ear loops
• 100% supersoft polyester microfiber
• Fabric weight: 2.4–2.5 oz/yd² (80-85 g/m²)
• Nose wire that helps adjust the mask
• Elastic bands with PVC ear loop size regulators
• Pocket for a filter or napkin
• Washable and reusable
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