Shitty Music Has Helped Moron' Headline Sweatshirt
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Size guide
| LENGTH | WIDTH | |
| S (inches) | 27 | 20 |
| M (inches) | 28 | 22 |
| L (inches) | 29 | 24 |
| XL (inches) | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL (inches) | 31 | 28 |
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