Everyone Was Counting On You' Headline Hoodie

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH | LENGTH | |
S (inches) | 20 | 27 |
M (inches) | 21 | 28 |
L (inches) | 23 | 29 |
XL (inches) | 25 | 30 |
2XL (inches) | 26 ½ | 31 |
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