World's Largest Metaphor Onion Front Page T-Shirt
This light weight cotton t-shirt is soft with the perfect amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering on both men and women. The shirt has side-seams and shoulder-to-shoulder taping to ensure it keeps its shape.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
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