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Onion News Network: Future News
FUTURE: NEWS FROM THE YEAR 2137
While other media outlets bring you news as it happens, only the Onion News Network has the power to bring you the news before it happens. With our state-of-the-art wormhole satellites, we can now transmit Onion News Network broadcasts from the year 2137.
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More than 125 years into the future, the Onion News Network remains the world’s most powerful media empire, dispensing the finest news, commentary, and swooshy graphics 24 hours a day directly into the right eye of every viewer through technology called ‘EyeStreaming.’
In the aftermath of a catastrophe known only as “the Burndown” a screaming, tattooed thug has been installed as the president of what remains of the United States, the last remaining Israeli and Palestinian are still locked in battle, and completion of the world-destroying 'Doomsday Machine' has been delayed once again.
These stories and more are revealed in "Future: News From The Year 2137" because to stay ahead in today’s world, you need to know what's going to happen in tomorrow’s.
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