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Gaywads, Dorkwads Sign Historic Wad Accord

From Issue 35.05, 1999

February 17, 1999: In a historic show of wad solidarity, delegates representing gaywads and dorkwads signed the first-ever Wad Alliance Treaty Monday in the cafeteria of Adlai Stevenson Memorial High School. The landmark accord, whose signing was presided over by President Clinton, is considered the most significant step ever taken toward wad unification. "For too long, wad factionalism has divided the wad community, senselessly pitting wad against wad in bitter interwad disputes," dorkwad representative Tad Patrick Reems, 15, told reporters.


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