I Kissed a Republican Chewing Gum
I can't believe you just did that. You don't know where that mouth has been! It could have been schmoozing with big business, encouraging the destruction of the environment, or even yelling at some old person for being a drain on taxpayer funds.
You better get some I Kissed a Republican Gum STAT!
8 pieces of delicious Peppermint flavored chewing gum.
Does this gum offend you? Perhaps you'd like some I Kissed a Democrat Chewing Gum.