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Our Dumb World — Audio Book
Misunderstand Your World.
The Onion brings you the world every day. Now The Onion brings you the World—literally.Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas Of The Planet Earth on CD is destined to become the most important audio book of the new century—perhaps the most indispensable audio book in your home audio-book reference library. In fact, go ahead and throw all of your other audio books in the garbage right now.
The Onion provides you, the elite consumer who actually listens to books, a beautifully recorded archive of all the world's accumulated knowledge. Listen to it when you travel in order to make sense of the strange cultures and frightening cuisine of other nations.
Total playing time: 210 minutes (abridged)
Also available in hardcover.
