Onion Desk Calendar: The Workplace (rotating months)
Celebrate Your Slow March Towards Death, Every Day Of The Month
12 Calendar Months: rotate monthly, always up-to-date
Workplace Headlines:
• Disgruntled Ninja Silently Kills 12 Co-Workers
• American's Celebrate 10 Millionth 'Bring Yourself To Work Day'
• Boss' Going-Away Party A Little Too Jubilant
• NASA Intern Hoping To Go On Space Walk Before He Leaves In June
• Area Man Hasn't Told Co-Workers About His Billy Joel Fanpage Yet
• American Robot's Job Outsourced To Overseas Robot
• McCain Gives Up JCPenney Catalog-Modeling Job
• Employee Of The Month Sad It's Already The 19th
• Tragic Event Forces Man To Spend Rest Of Life Confined To Office Chair
• Office Manager Forced To Resort To Unfriendly Reminders
• 48-Hour Internet Outage Plunges Nation Into Productivity
