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Onion Desk Calendar: Animals (rotating months)
Celebrate Your Slow March Towards Death, Every Day Of The Month
12 Calendar Months: rotate monthly, always up-to-date
Dimensions: 4.75" x 5.75"
Animal Headlines:
• Dog Befriends Roomba
• Free-Thinking Cat Shits Outside The Box
• Heroic Turtle Dials Most Of 911
• Baboon Pretty Low On Heart-Transplant List
• War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General
• Unemployed Scientists Prove Dog Likes Beer
• Goldfish Teetering On Edge Of Sanity
• Dog Experiences Best Day Of Its Life For The 400th Consecutive Day
• Dog Breeders Issue Massive Recall Of '07 Pugs
• Giant Bass Hates Having Picture Taken
• Majestic Lowland Gorilla Exploited For Comic Effect
• Sparrow Aviation Administration Blames Collision On Failure To Detect Pane Of Glass
