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Mr. T Releases 'Pity List '86' (1986)

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Mr. T Pities A Great Many Fools This Year

January 27, 1986—At a packed press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel Sunday, actor and former bodyguard Mr. T released his official 1986 Pity List.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the press," Mr. T said, "I pity a great many fools this year."

Pausing to don his reading glasses, the hot-tempered star of Rocky III and The A-Team then began slowly, methodically reciting the list of pitied fools, presented in descending order of degree of pity deserved.

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