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Magnets & Stickers

'Free Thinking Cat Shits Outside The Box' Magnet $4.99
5-pack Onion Stickers $5.25
Laptop Skin Decal - Onion Tech Headlines - NEW!! $12.59

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Make-Your-Own Onion Headlines Magnet Kit $8.75
'Sometimes I Feel Like I'm The Only One Trying To Gentrify This Neighborhood' Doormat $24.99
'Heroic Pit Bull Journeys 2,000 Miles To Attack Owner' Magnet $4.99
'War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says
Cat General' Magnet $4.99
'Black Guy Asks Nation For Change' Magnet $4.99
'I Expensed This' Mouse Pad - NEW!! $5.99 $3.99
'IPhone Pic of IPhone' Magnet $4.99
'Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How Drunk You Are' Magnet $4.99
'Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day' Magnet $4.99
'Overenthusiastic Referee On Game-Winning Field Goal: "It's Great!"' Magnet $4.99
'Bob Marley Rises From Grave To Free Frat Boys From Bonds Of Oppression' Magnet $4.99
'National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue' Magnet $4.99
Onion Oval 'Euro' Sticker $1.99

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'God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy' Magnet $4.99
'37 Record-Store Clerks Feared Dead In Yo La Tengo Concert Disaster' Magnet $4.99
'Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet' Magnet $4.99
'NFL Discontinues 'Take Your Daughter To Work Day'' Magnet $4.99
'Search For Self Called Off After 38 Years' Magnet $4.99
'Chicago's Shedd Aquarium Admits Panda Exhibit A Ghastly Mistake' Magnet $4.99
'Dog Breeders Issue Massive Recall Of '07 Pugs' Magnet $4.99
'Funyuns Still Outselling Responsibilityuns' Magnet $4.99
'My Vote Cancels Out Y'Alls' Bumper Sticker $4.99

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The Jim Anchower Signature-Series Car Air Freshener $4.99
'No Trans-Fatties' Bumper Sticker $4.99

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Onion Bumper Sticker $1.99

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Onion Static-Cling Sticker $1.50

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