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Free Shipping On US Orders Over $50
All continental US orders of $50 or more ship free by UPS Ground. Alaska, Guam, Puerto Rico, Hawaii and U.S. territories outside the continental US are excluded. US orders under $50 and international orders ship at regular rate. Subscriptions do not apply towards the $50 order minimum.
Please select UPS Ground shipping option at checkout for free shipping if you are a US customer and your order is $50 or more. UPS Ground cannot ship to P.O. Boxes. 2-Day express and US Post shipping options are still offered at regular rates.
Order cost is based on the amount before tax (where applicable) and shipping fees are added.
Offer expires 8/31/08 and is subject to change at any time without prior notification.
See our complete shipping policy.
I'm Getting Pretty Good At Masturbating
Some people call it jacking off, or jerking off, or a lot of other things, but you just call it masturbating. And while there's always room for improvement, we have to say that you're pretty good at it
Color: Yellow
Fit: Onion T-shirts are 100% cotton and are intended to fit a little snug. If you are unsure about the appropriate size, we recommend you order the next size larger. T-shirts are pre-shrunk, though additional shrinkage after washing is not uncommon.
