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Free Shipping On US Orders Over $50
All continental US orders of $50 or more ship free by UPS Ground. Alaska, Guam, Puerto Rico, Hawaii and U.S. territories outside the continental US are excluded. US orders under $50 and international orders ship at regular rate. Subscriptions do not apply towards the $50 order minimum.
Please select UPS Ground shipping option at checkout for free shipping if you are a US customer and your order is $50 or more. UPS Ground cannot ship to P.O. Boxes. 2-Day express and US Post shipping options are still offered at regular rates.
Order cost is based on the amount before tax (where applicable) and shipping fees are added.
Offer expires 8/31/08 and is subject to change at any time without prior notification.
See our complete shipping policy.
I Wish Somebody Would Do Something About How Fat I Am
You're fat. Not heavyset, but F-A-T, fat. It takes a lot of courage to admit it, but you have a problem. Strangers gape in amazement. Children taunt you behind your back. People have trouble looking at you when I eat, and for good reason: you're huge. But gosh, you don't like being this way. You hate it as much as we do--maybe more. What you want to know is, how come no one is doing anything about it?
Color: Cranberry
Fit: Onion T-shirts are American Apparel brand, 100% cotton and pre-shrunk, though additional shrinkage after washing is possible. If you are unsure about the appropriate size, consider ordering the next size larger.