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I Wish Somebody Would Do Something About How Fat I Am
You're fat. Not heavyset, but F-A-T, fat. It takes a lot of courage to admit it, but you have a problem. Strangers gape in amazement. Children taunt you behind your back. People have trouble looking at you when you eat, and for good reason: you're huge. But gosh, you don't like being this way. You hate it as much as we do--maybe more. What you want to know is, how come no one is doing anything about it?
Color: Red
Fit: Your Onion tee is pre-shrunk 100% cotton, though some shrinkage after washing is possible. Dolphin friendly.
