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'I Will Never Take This Camping' Water Bottle
The Onion's "I Will Never Take This Camping" bottle is good for holding liquids or pebbles, and a great accessory to an ultimate frisbee practice or any campus circle—drum, hackie, and the rest.
32oz measurement scale on the back. Wide mouth with loop top. Made in USA exclusively for The Onion by Nalgene.
Color: Moss green
