CUSTOMER SERVICE
Subscriptions:
For questions regarding Onion Subscriptions, please contact The Onion Subscription department at 1-866-4ONIONS (1-866-466-4667) or email subscriptions@theonion.com.
All Other Onion Store Inquiries:
For all other Onion Store matters and order inquiries, please submit the brief customer support form below for an efficient response, or call 1-800-280-1791 between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. (CST), Monday–Friday. Please have your order number handy.
Please check out our FAQ page. It may answer most of your questions in advance of contacting customer support.
