Contact information
Subscriptions
For questions regarding Onion Subscriptions, please contact The Onion Subscription department at 1-866-4ONIONS (1-866-466-4667) or email subscriptions@theonion.com.
General Onion Store Inquiries
For all other Onion Store matters, please email store@theonion.com or call SureShip, The Onion's merchandise marketing partner, at 1-800-280-1791.