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• Beer! It Kicks Ass! (1994)

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• Whites Invent 'Rock And Roll' (1955)

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• GM Introduces Instant-Win Airbags (1996)

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• Our Front Pages Collector's Set

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• Area 15-Year-Old Only Homosexual In The Whole World (1998)

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• Mr. T Releases 'Pity List '86' (1986)

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• Clinton Denies Lewinsky Allegations (1998)

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• Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet (2008)

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• Bush Hands Over U.S. To Native Americans (1992)

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• U.S. Holds Going-Out-Of-Business Sale (2006)

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• Kennedy Slain By CIA, Mafia, Castro, LBJ, Freemasons (1963)

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• Amish Give Up (1996)

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