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Holy Shit Man Walks On Fucking Moon (1969) $42.99

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Obama Wins! Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job (2008) $42.99

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Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet (2008) $42.99

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Hijakers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell (2001) $42.99

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Drugs Win Drug War (1998) $42.99

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Mr. T Releases 'Pity List '86' (1986) $42.99

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Kennedy Slain By CIA, Mafia, Castro, LBJ, Freemasons (1962) $42.99

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Whites Invent 'Rock And Roll' (1955) $42.99

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WA– (1939) $42.99

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Nation Wowed By Tremendous Hindenburg Explosion (1937) $42.99

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Amelia Earhart Missing (1937) $42.99

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World's Largest Metaphor
Hits Ice-Berg (1912) $42.99

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General Washington Hints At 'Bid' For 'Presidency' (1783) $42.99

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